The real Dick Emery in Pertwee's Progress with Jon Pertwee in It's A Square World with Frank Thornton Biker Pakistani City Gent Yokel Farmer Lampwick the old codger Hetty the frustrated spinster Toothy Vicar Dick as 'bovver boy' Gaylord with Roy Kinnear as his 'Daaad' College the tramp 'Hello, Honky Tonk, how are you?' Mandy - 'Oooh, you are awful - but I like you!'