Seven Of One title banner His Lordship Entertains Clarence Open All Hours - Arkwright, Nurse Gladys & Granville Prisoner & Escort became Porridge - Fletcher & MacKay My Old Man - retired engine driver Sam Cobbett Spanner's Eleven - Albert Spanner Another Fine Mess - Harry Novell & Sydney Jefferson on their way to the talent night One Man's Meat - Alan Joyce at the baker's I'll Fly You For A Quid - Evan & Mortlake realise where the betting slip is