Title Nick practises his swing power against a tyre Henry gives Nick some pointers through a megaphone in his chopper Hugh has problems with his clubs on arrival... ...as 'Slim' Jim runs over them in his red Porsche 911 Henry shows off his swanky new golf buggy Jim points out it's loser's first 'you again!' to Nick and Hugh Jim plants his gaudy, saucy tee ...and shows off his gaudy new club, which 'Seve' has six of... Everyone waits for Hugh to take his swing After a miraculous richochet, Nick and Hugh are very pleased with Hugh's shot Jim distracts the opposition and moves his ball closer to the hole Nick misses his putt when Jim and Henry put him off All are amazed after yet another Hugh miracle shot 'You're STEAK!' Henry tells the cows who put him off Jim tries to impress Hugh with his synthetic top, which 'Seve' has loads of... It's in the way, so Jim and Henry saw down a perfectly good tree - 'Worst case of Dutch Elm Disease I ever saw!' Henry shows Hugh his latest gadget for improving his handicap What is Hugh's cat Sylvester doing in Jim's golf bag? Unless... 'You can't carry small domestic animals around in your golf bag. Sorry gents, we win the hole by default!' Hugh plays Jim and Henry at their own game... Through the camcorder you can see that Henry's not keen on Nick marrying his daughter... Hugh accuses of Jim of cheating when he doesn't take the stuck pin out for Nick's putt 'I can't believe I hit it' Another Hugh miracle shot ends with him on the green Nick finds out that Hugh's just had a heart scare Jim's first swing results in the fancy club head coming off and hitting Henry... ...while his second takes out Henry's windscreen! At the next, Jim evens things up by sabotaging Nick's ball so it shatters Hugh gets even with a practise swing hitting Jim in the leg... ...but it backfires when Jim takes away his 'performance enhancing drugs' - his heart tablets Waiting for Henry to take his next shot ...and Hugh's next out of the bunker goes stright in the hole! However, Hugh's starting to get serious twinges - will he go the distance? 'What have I done wrong? Why won't you let me and Chris marry?' 'You exist, Nick, that's all. You exist.' Jim tries his cheat again, but Nick doesn't fall for it a second time Shame about Nick 'slipping' like that, wasn't it Jim? Hugh takes a punch at Jim when he tells him he's worked out about Jim's affair with his wife, but he only ends up down on the gorund Henry remembers Nick's father's last game - where Henry beat him (or so he says...) Nick will do anything to win against this evil pair, so he's brought his Dad along - in his cremation urn! Henry knocks it out of Nick's hands and Nick's father scatters over the course Nick makes the shot of his life on the last hole 'Go on, Henry. Beat that' 'You can't carry your playing partner around the course. We win by default, eh Jim?' Henry tells Nick 'the truth' about his father's last game - but the only truth we know in the story is he left Nick's father to drown in one of the course's lakes Hugh succumbs to his heart condition - but he takes Jim with him, impaling him on Jim's headless club 'Er... call the match a half, okay?' Henry thinks that's it - but after crossing Sylvester the black cat's path in his golf buggy... ...he follows Nick's father to a watery grave, trapped in his buggy Nick taps in for the match... ...and as the only survivor looks on with Sylvester Hever Golf Club, Kent, the location for Holed Nick Monkton (Rick Warden) Henry (Richard O'Sullivan) 'Slim' Jim (Duncan Preston) Hugh (Tony Robinson)